tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

(via captainjamesflint)

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31189
Posted
9 hours ago

requested by anonymous (x)

(via marlbororedgirl)

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14513
Posted
9 hours ago
twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

(Source: thelandofwtf, via ruinedchildhood)

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212840
Posted
19 hours ago

between-your-heart-n-mine:

fuckyeahbrosofdestruction:

kestrelringrat:

Interviewer: Did you ever have a moment where the illusion of wrestling as “real” finally died for you?

CM Punk: You know, it really kept up my entire life, even as a wrestler. But then when I started working with the Undertaker and he texted me “LOL”, I knew it was over.

oh my god XD

Undertaker… “LOL”

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BRB. Shitted bricks.

That Gif! 

(Source: mikeawesome82, via part2of3)

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1562
Posted
20 hours ago
extremelystubbornandsuspicious:

"My good opinion, once lost-"
"Man, shut up."

extremelystubbornandsuspicious:

"My good opinion, once lost-"

"Man, shut up."

(Source: cripplethebitch, via marea707)

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24426
Posted
20 hours ago

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

(via therunnerofthemaze)

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462937
Posted
21 hours ago

bitch-of-the-crossroads:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

image

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SWEET MOTHER OF GOD

(via marlbororedgirl)

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526778
Posted
22 hours ago